Posts Tagged ‘site’

Cootie Catcher

Friday, March 19th, 2010

If you would take the time to stare at the ground as you walk around town and pick up every piece of trash you see just to inspect it, you’d find a wealth of interesting things.  Once I found some broken beer bottles, which was pretty cool, and sometimes I find wet, moldy clothing.  About a year ago, I found a folded-up origami on the side of the road, a little child’s piece of art.

I used to make these all the time in high school–we called them fortune tellers.  The bearer would present the fortune teller to whomever was playing, and, through a scientific algorithm, reveal some futuristic event in the child’s life (e.g., “You will have a hot girlfriend”).  Mine, on the other hand, just had monstrous faces drawn on the outsides of them and became the subjects of paper-related experiments, like vivisection.

Otherwise doomed to decay, my treasure hunting find is now eternally preserved on my website.  Go ahead, find out what some kid in California had to say about you in the Interactive Paper Fortune Teller.

Image Manipulation

Friday, February 15th, 2008

Although there are already several online image manipulation tools out there, I’ve gone ahead and created one myself, a simple little tool that allows you to crop images to a chosen width and height. I’ve made it for a specific purpose, which will hopefully become apparent sooner than later, depending on how much time I have to work on my projects.

You can view the image cropper here.

Valentine’s Day, Everybody

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

Any previous year I would’ve sat back and, with the general Valentine’s Day cynicism, scoffed at the abominable materialism of the whole holiday; how Wal-Mart sells giant plush animals for ten times the cost of any rustic carnival; how I used to be forced into bringing silly little Godzilla Valetines taped with Dum-Dums to my entire fourth-grade class; and how anything Necco produces is the sheer antithesis of “good.”

This year, however, things are a little different. What’s wrong with pandering to the extortionists if you’re doing it to show a loved one you care? Most things, I’m sure. But still. This year, I’ve given in to the Valentine’s Day phenomenon and, as of now, don’t regret it. I’ve got a wonderful girlfriend, and I want to show her I care. (I had a dream last night that I bought her mixed nuts, and I ate a handful of them. She ate the Brazil nuts, which was gross. When I woke up, I said to myself, “Psh, more like Fathers’ Day, if you ask me!”) So, I’ve made a little tribute to her, a recent addition to the site [link removed]. Happy Valentine’s Day, Kristen!

One of these days I’m going to find out if Valentines Day has an apostrophe in it. One of these days.