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Pennsylvania

Monday, March 31st, 2008

(I am moving to Pennsylvania sometime this year; I’ll get to that later.)

Crude drawing of green hills, a sun, and a mineshaft

That’s how I imagined Pennsylvania: sunny, blue skies; verdant hills dotted with welcoming mine shafts; laughing children sledding down glistening mounds of coal; blackened miners tipping their hard hats to dainty, parasol-carrying women.

Lies! Forget everything your storybooks told you! Pennsylvania isn’t the utopia you and I once thought it was–it’s a little more like this:

Downtown Hazleton, PA

Sardine-style buildings with a constant overcast: Pennsylvania. At least it was fun to explore and look at. Indeed, there were quite a few old, towering brick churches with marvelous stained-glass windows, but we didn’t take any pictures of those; however, we did take a handful of pictures of a convenience store (known as Convenient Food Mart–how witty!)–it wasn’t just the run-down houses downtown that interested us!And don’t forget Hazleton, PA’s famous Blue Comet Diner:

Blue Comet Diner in Hazleton, PA
Gaze in wonder at the other-worldly blueness of the comet.

We went up there (Pennsylvania, not the diner) to get a good look at the area, as my dad is going to be taking a job there soon. The scenery is great–the mountains are beautiful and the forests are many–but so many towns seem to be in various stages of decay. And, as it turns out, piles of coal and towering smoke stacks really aren’t as beautiful as one might think. That’s all fine, though; I’ve lived all over the place, and I suppose I can adjust to the Appalachians as well. But to move to a new state only a year after moving to Delaware? WILL THE INSANITY NEVER CEASE?

Santa decals on some guy's window in Pennsylvania

For those of you who wish to see exactly where I’ve lived, click here for a Google map which illustrates my adventures.

There Goes my Content

Monday, February 25th, 2008

Today I had the pleasure of meeting with a group of friends at a Chinese buffet at about 3 PM. Naturally, it was pretty empty with the exception of an elderly couple, the owners’ kids (concentrating hard on homework), and this bald guy who looked pretty cool. At one point, I got up to get myself some egg drop soup. While I was filling my bowl with the viscous stuff, which seemed to me more mucus-like than soup-like, the elderly woman engaged herself in pointing at some breaded, crispy, meaty looking things and croaking, “What is that? What is that? What is that?” Frankly, I did not know, and I was far enough away that her question obviously wasn’t directed at me. In due time, a man with cooking clothes (apron, chef’s hat, etc.) came over and pointed to the label above the dish. “Pizza,” he said, as he pointed to the crooked label that clearly read, “Pizza;” the food looked more like fried chicken than pizza, so I will unhesitatingly state that I fully believe that this restaurant worker had never seen a slice of pizza in his life.

Unsatisfied with the cook’s answer, the woman reverted to her consistent asking: “What is that? What is that? What is that?”

In less-anecdotal news:

Kristen and I recently broke up, and so I feel obligated to remove the link to the Valentine’s Day shrine to her. I’m a little reluctant, seeing as how it comprises about half of the content on my site, but I also don’t want her to beat me up. I’ve kept the page at http://www.ianmh.com/vday/ but removed it from the tab list on the main page.

I was also about a virtual inch away from having another page of content on my site, but, for legal reasons, I cannot put it up right away. (Don’t get too excited–it has nothing to do with drugs, sex, bombs, or John Elway. In fact, it has more to do with orthography than anything, which is considered by most of the world to be the most uninteresting subject ever devised.)

Image Manipulation

Friday, February 15th, 2008

Although there are already several online image manipulation tools out there, I’ve gone ahead and created one myself, a simple little tool that allows you to crop images to a chosen width and height. I’ve made it for a specific purpose, which will hopefully become apparent sooner than later, depending on how much time I have to work on my projects.

You can view the image cropper here.